Supposedly I am officially a princess when I get my first crown right? I have been told I am a princess all my life, but now the dentist decides he wants to crown me, ohhh, i think that sounded bad. He needs to put a crown on my damn tooth because I supposedly grind my teeth causing my root to be pushed and bent all funky in my tooth, damn filling in there is fricking huge! YUCK. This is not good news for the girl terrified of the dentist, lots of valium and gas will be needed for this. My knuckles were white and my feet wouldn't stay still during my cleaning-my cleaning-may I mention how tense I was during my cleaning. Mind you, I don't allow plaque on my teeth because I hate the metal sound scraping on my teeth. I hate that little vacuum-although I think it would be useful when really drunk and drooling, but not in the dentist chair. I hate the picking of my teeth. I hate the light. I hate the xrays. I hate the flouride. I hate the smell of the office. It takes so much effort to get me to make The appointment, I can't stand to go to the dentist. I have never had a bad experience and the lovely gorgeous hygenists always compliment my lack of plaque (they are actually mumbling swear words at me because they love to scrape that plaque away!). Much to their dismay, I have no plaque, I have nothing to pick at, what do they do with their hour that I am supposed to be there in that damn chair? They try to pick but nothing happens. They take a million xrays, try to hurt my gums, compliment my lack of plaque and decide I need to get an expensive damn crown....
Can it be a gold crown I ask? And of course it can, for much more money...Can I get Grillz while I am there? They should at least give me Grillz as a prize. Remember that treasure chest and the no cavity club, that is what I want again! DAMMIT, can't I be 8 AGAIN! Well I did get a goodie bag when I left the office, it included a toothbrush, flossers, chip clip, toothbrush case, magnet, and one of those toothpaste sqeezers. A nice prize, however definitely not Grillz-worthy!!!
Friday started out with an unexpected but pleasantly accepted Holiday bonus, which I was going to use to clothes shop (a much better use than saving the money in my mind), until I found out I needed a Crown...BAH HUMBUG...well the estimate is sitting on the counter staring at me everyday, just waiting for the pre-determination letter to come back and me to make that dreadful appointment. Come Spring I will be rewarding myself with some Zoom treatments.
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